As if in a Deliverance style boating trip, I’m hanging on for dear life as Tom paddles his way down the furious Kickstarter river into the frosty heart of Naggaroth. An innocuous project to design some shiny elves has turned into a ‘nightmare’, an initial flirtation with the dark side of elvendom has turned into fulsome musky embrace. Black fingernails, eyeliner and thin-lipped sarcasm are our companions as we navigate through the abyss while Juan Miguel our faithful illuminator maps out our fevered visions.
Today’s fare is Ithaca Benoin, a Star Player skeleton who was once a Dark Elf. Apparently he got caught in a sandstorm (cue the Darude track) and had his bones stripped bare, yet still retained some of his playing talent. Here he is making use of his Dump Off skill, shovelling the ball to one of his team mates.